Ahem, I was down in Jon’s with Dirty Dan. He was doing his old trick of sucking a snot out of his nose and into his mouth when suddenly he fell backwards off his stool…. blah blah blah… Honda 70….. blah blah Bollocksface and Faceripper….Damien Rice is a cunt…. Mary Harney…. McSavage…… fuck off Gluey…. No Bock, they won’t come flooding to you….
aaaaaaannnnd PUN!
